C. Tacitus Vs Pliny the Younger

Desert pronouncer and in-law admirer Cornelius faces up to old friend and full-on ponce, Bithynia's own Pliny. Denouncing naked fighting as vulgar and 'for the Christians and barbarians' they cordially agree a civil truce in unnecessarily detailed fashion. A bureaucratic draw.

I. Hislop Vs G. Larson

Giggling goblin and full time sniffer Ian takes on teratophobic quirk maestro Gary. Hislop lunges for the bollocks with a stubby leg but Larson is too fast. Leaping aside he flicks Mr H's stumpy limb upwards, leaving him upturned like a squirming turtle on its shell.

P. Morgan Vs Captain Haddock

Pug faced smugger and secret journalist Piers duels with insult alchemist and occasional monocle enthusiast, Haddock. Cpt H bounds into this one, all flowing fists and bristly beard. Mr M wilts like a flower in the heat of Haddock's fury. No fakes here, Mr Morgan: you've been judged and found wanting.