Flappy wibbling eye-glinter Boris scraps with the lion family's cutest member, a domestic cat. It takes Johnno a good minute to acclimatise and spends the opening rounds cupping his privates whilst skipping inelegantly around the arena, his hair bouncing about in curious rhythm to his flab. Eventually, after a few 'rotten' scratches, Mr J lands one of his hopeful kicks and the fight is all over.
