Scorn merchant scarface Alan fights it out with rubber nosed puppet Gary. Lineker is all sweetness and charm-right up until Hansen's first headbutt. Hauling the puppy-like Mr L against the wall by his balls, side-parting expert Alan dispenses some whispered and uncompromising advice about 'defending your weak areas'. Gazza can't take the pain and blacks out, becoming even limper than usual.
