Saturday 10 January 2009

B. Simpson Vs C. Darwin


Perpetual ten year old and permanent marketing fascia Bart fights it out with incestuous side burner, Charlie. Unsure how Bart evolved from imaginary cartoon to real life opponent, Mr D is caught unawares. Half Darwin's size, Bart bounds in and bites off Charles' privates in one gulp. Collapsing, the great thinker bleeds to death whilst a triumphant Simpson junior points and laughs: 'bite me!'.

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