Monday 1 March 2010

A. Cole vs C. Ronaldo




Serial twat and blockhead Cashley postures (sorry, 'fights') with preening toothpick and walking gel-mop Ronaldo. After 180 exhausting seconds of prancing, Cole jabs a foot at Christiano's shin. The pretty one (not you, Ashley) collapses clutching his face in both hands. Ash claims a win as hollow as his head.

2 comments:

DC said...

That's definitely in my top 5 NIASQ fights thus far!

Superb stuff!

Teacher in London said...

All quiet on the Squash Court?