Tuesday 21 October 2008

B. Johnson Vs a cat


Flappy wibbling eye-glinter Boris scraps with the lion family's cutest member, a domestic cat. It takes Johnno a good minute to acclimatise and spends the opening rounds cupping his privates whilst skipping inelegantly around the arena, his hair bouncing about in curious rhythm to his flab. Eventually, after a few 'rotten' scratches, Mr J lands one of his hopeful kicks and the fight is all over.

2 comments:

Teacher in London said...

'bouncing about in curious rhythm to his flab'.. Beautiful.

Epaminondas said...

I was tempted by 'his flab rippling in a series of mini-bodyquakes' but restrained...