Wednesday 1 October 2008

M. Al Fayed Vs H. Mills


Serial paranoiac and consummate conspiracy theorist Mohammed takes on the spitting nutter and part time liar Heath. For the first ten minutes, all is amicable as the two share stories of utter injustice and unwinnable but heroic fights. But soon they fall into an argument over how to eat a pear correctly and Ms M can't match big Al. Twenty seconds of hopping is quickly ended by the more rotund but fully-limbed Fayed.

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