Tuesday 7 October 2008

The Pope Vs the Queen


Leader of a minor fanatic religious sect the Pope takes on figurehead of European backwater country, the Queen. A very polite fight. Without their garments of power, however, they both eventually shed their inhibitions and start slapping. The the Holy one prevails: age and sex are too much for QEII.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fair enough result on that one.... I was thinking about a battle to save face - 2 unadulterated failures. Oates -vs- Shackleton, how would this pan out???

Epaminondas said...

That would be an epic scrap. Both gents would know how to lose heroically. But I suspect that after they have beaten each other to a complete pulp, they would realise how unheoric it all was and stop. Shackleton would probably try and sell tickets to the fight...