Friday 17 October 2008

T. Wogan Vs H. Nelson


Gentle warbling guff maester [sic] Tez does battle with kiss-requesting duty-doer Mr N. A gentlemanly battle to being with: all Terry wants is an armchair, Horacio a kiss. They agree a swap but post kiss, Waterloo's architect reneges on his offer to be an armchair and all hell breaks loose. Wogan tears him limb from limb, dementedly screaming about not meaning the kiss.

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